Bad Roommates

Of the four males I live with who would have thought that the old man would be the nightmare? Today he cooks a dinner of ox tails, rice and beans for us to eat with his family and lady friend (at twenty something chic) He invited his daughter and his granddaughter along with his sons son. I added asparagus to the meal for some green stuff.  All is going well! There is a huge bottle of Ciroc and Hennessey on the menu as well.
I stayed in my room for the majority of the evening and only came out to get more food or water. Around 8pm I'm invited to stay in the kitchen to socialize with them. I'm bored so sure.  These guys were obviously drunk and tipsy so there was a lot of laughter until we were gonna all go out. Old man's grandson was too drunk to go anywhere so we put him to bed. Old man's girlfriend was also very drunk but was gonna go with us but couldn't find her purse. (Old man has a small room so I really dont see it being lost). Old man goes into his room and starts yelling with her which woke up drunk grandson.(who was laying in old man's bed next to his girlfriend sitting next to him) The grandson woke up on edge from all the yelling. Old man got paranoid that she was and grandson was trying to hook up. (due to grandson's earlier jokes about sharing her). The yelling matches really kicked off then.
   I went back to my room to change back out of my go out clothes because clearly we weren't going anywhere now. Everyone was trying to calm down the drunk grandson because he felt he was being attacked. Old man then actually tries to attack him while yelling "imma fuck you up! Get out of my house!  Calm down. You're just like your father! I'm your grandfather"! Meanwhile his teenage granddaughter (who is dang near 6ft tall) is crying because of the mayhem and wants to go home. She is asking her mom "please let's go home"?
  His daughter and crew made it to the car after a lot of back and forth from the drunks trying to claw at each other while we all wrestle them back. Smh (I'm tired)  I'm thinking it was about to be over but the grandson won't get into the car! He's yelling "fight me", and claiming all kinds of gang affiliations!  "I ain't afraid to die! Who fight his own family? Leave me alone "! Ahkim (I'm sure I'm spelling it wrong) the muscled roommate is literally holding the skinny, tall grandson in a bear hug to keep him from running back into the house because he refused to get into the car. Skinny dude was screaming loudly and I'm surprised the cops weren't called by the neighbors.  This is such a quiet area.